Hello, Mr Trump:
This is in regards to your request for last week. Rest assured, it may be a week late, but we will do something to aid you in your legal troubles.
We are sending now, from the island, a chopper full of paper towels. I don't know how this helps with a Grand Jury, but it gotta be as useful as it was with our electricity.
We're sending more than that, but let's be frank: your administration was a mess before we got there. We can't DO SOMETHING forever.
P.S. our efforts have greatly helped you, and we give ourselves an A+ in legal defense.
This is in regards to your request for last week. Rest assured, it may be a week late, but we will do something to aid you in your legal troubles.
We are sending now, from the island, a chopper full of paper towels. I don't know how this helps with a Grand Jury, but it gotta be as useful as it was with our electricity.
We're sending more than that, but let's be frank: your administration was a mess before we got there. We can't DO SOMETHING forever.
P.S. our efforts have greatly helped you, and we give ourselves an A+ in legal defense.
