Who's up for a 3d remake of The Phantom Menace?

Sigh. He know's you'll go see it, too.
Not Me.

Who's up for a 3d remake of The Phantom Menace?

Sigh. He know's you'll go see it, too.
Not Me.

M.U.G.E.N. Colony vol 2 pg 8




If  a site that features furries and futa says my anatomy is bad, it hurts me personally.
The Super Agents Sugar Ant and Fire Ant are back for another round!

In this page, I reference Intense ANGER!





Suuuugar AAAAAAAANT!(shake fist)












M.U.G.E.N. Colony vol 2 pg 8




If  a site that features furries and futa says my anatomy is bad, it hurts me personally.
The Super Agents Sugar Ant and Fire Ant are back for another round!

In this page, I reference Intense ANGER!

Frequently Stupid Questions:What went wrong with Superman Returns?

Q: Why is Superman getting rebooted? It almost broke even!

A: Well, merchandising is very important in the entertainment industry, And I think this trading  cards in the Cinnamon Life Cereal be the best evidence of just what went wrong there...
The Love interest in the film.
The Protagonist(or so I'm told).

The Protagonist's secret identity.

The protagonist's pal.


The antagonist of the film.

Uh, both the protagonist and the love interest.
Uh...a place that some scenes took place in?

Space.
If your huge summer tentpole film is so devoid of marketable elements that SPACE is worthy of a trading card, it better more than break even. How many of the things above can you make toys about. What things are missing here? Kal Penn and the other thugs? Lex Luthor's Girfriend? Kryptonite Island? Martha Kent and that dog she had? The Super-kid? No, here's what it was missing...

An actual villain.
If they where gonna put romance in there, that's fine. But by making the film as bland as possible any chance of a sequel was lost. While X3 and Pirates of the Caribbean: Whatever the hell subtitle had millions of characters cramed in there to put in T-Shirts and posters and backpacks, Returns had a vast, empty vacuum of Space.

Frequently Stupid Questions:What went wrong with Superman Returns?

Q: Why is Superman getting rebooted? It almost broke even!

A: Well, merchandising is very important in the entertainment industry, And I think this trading  cards in the Cinnamon Life Cereal be the best evidence of just what went wrong there...
The Love interest in the film.
The Protagonist(or so I'm told).

The Protagonist's secret identity.

The protagonist's pal.


The antagonist of the film.

Uh, both the protagonist and the love interest.
Uh...a place that some scenes took place in?

Space.
If your huge summer tentpole film is so devoid of marketable elements that SPACE is worthy of a trading card, it better more than break even. How many of the things above can you make toys about. What things are missing here? Kal Penn and the other thugs? Lex Luthor's Girfriend? Kryptonite Island? Martha Kent and that dog she had? The Super-kid? No, here's what it was missing...

An actual villain.
If they where gonna put romance in there, that's fine. But by making the film as bland as possible any chance of a sequel was lost. While X3 and Pirates of the Caribbean: Whatever the hell subtitle had millions of characters cramed in there to put in T-Shirts and posters and backpacks, Returns had a vast, empty vacuum of Space.

A Devil May Cry movie is coming: How bad will it be?

No, devil, No cry. You got no devil no cry....
It's time to once again play "How Bad will it be!?"
It's an adaptation to an action game with shooting, so with enough budget...
..it could wind up better than KOF.

Brought to us by Screen Gems of Resident Evil fame. Those where mostly mediocre...
They took it and made it their own. Read:raped it.

And unproven writer. Just like Legend of Chun Li?...
Because there weren't any Street Fighter characters to put there.

A white haired half devil hero that is a witty badass fighting demons. How creatively can they destroy that?
Make another guy the hero.

Prospects are low. Set expectations to crap. I give it 20% chance of achieving mediocrity.

What are you guys watching?