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| Your name will be inscribed in the pages of fighting's nudie mag. |
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Of all the franchises that could have come back to cash in on the return of Street Fighter a few years back, Strip Fighter is probably the least likely. An obscure PC Engine fighter from the olden days that featured an all girl cast with dignity baring special attacks, it's certainly less popular than Variable Geo and less recent than Battle Raper (oh, yes, that's a real thing.). But now 2010's Super Strip Fighter 4 joins those two in how far it is willing to take the whole "Porn fighter" thing.
Despite the title, Super Strip Fighter 4 is the second in a series. There's not even a vanilla Strip Fighter 4. I guess if your game has female penile tentacled succubus as a final boss, you don't worry if people think you're trying to ride Capcom's coattails. The game actually is quite a bit above the prequel in terms of both graphics and design, as you'd expect. Every character from the old game has been revamped, redesigned, or reworked. Notably, eagle hat enthusiast Bella has gone from this...
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| A woman in her Twilight years... |
...to this...
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| "D"? She deserves at least a B in terms of "Offense". |
And Clown Afro sporting Prowrestler Amanda's change was pretty big too.
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| The only fat woman in a fighting game ever and it ends up being porn... |
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| ...Breasts, breasts, breasts, FIELD, Breasts... |
The changes a decade or two can have, huh? The graphics, while featuring bland backgrounds and flashly looking sprites, are not bad at all to look at. And for a 2d game that has the capacity to strip fighters of their clothing, the animation is fluid enough.
The cast is pretty big too. Highlights include "Snakes count as clothing, right?"-minded Medusa, civil clothed Ninja Sayaka and two male characters. For the ladies, I guess.
Most of the new characters seem way better designed than the old returning characters. I don't know, I think they went overboard trying to make the old cast sexier by making their breasts big. That's just part of it, guys.
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| What the...this isn't Takein or King of Fuckers, guys. It's not even Cockcom vs SNGay. It's Strip Fighter. |
The fighting concerns 3 buttons: light, medium and strong. You can fill up a hyper-bar and launch a super attack. You can also fill up the letters to strip by getting knocked down or letting yourself open with a specific move. This is the only way to activate the Strip Hyper. This move, when it finishes off the opponent, leads to her clothes (if there where any in the first place.) to break apart and fall, and lets the girl at your mercy. That's when you can ravage her.
Yes, there is rape in Strip Fighter 4.
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| Tonight: A very special surprise guest appearance by penis. |
By activating a particular combo or grab during your opponent's clothesless misery, you can just get in there and have your way with them against their will. In the case of the final boss Succubus, fat Japanese fanboy Jin, musclebound MMAer S and token hermaphrodite Ai it's some kind of obvious penetration thing that lasts as long as you want to watch it. Other characters like SnM blond Nina, onion themed waitress Iku and super oily, supernaked Rana have dry humping hypers, specials and grabs that could be also construed as sexual harassment when used against females but when used against males become graphic(yet obnoxiously censored) sex And most of the old cast hangs on to their nudifying special moves albeit in hyper form. One character's Strip Hyper seems to be having sex with the camera.
Yet, there are characters that have yet to show evidence of being able to initiate graphic scenes with either sex. I for one, believe this is total bullshit. All the males and phalus enabled women can rape women, and some of the women can rape men. Why not the others? Why not make them some of them rape the girls? That makes half the cast just rape victims, Not enough Lesbian Rape, man. What are you waiting for, the tournament edition?
I mean, I don't want to throw a bitch fit over this, but it's like having Mortal Kombat, and having half of the characters not have Fatalities. Why should I bother with Mari or Ran if they don't have the goods? What are they even here for? What, couldn't you come up anything a girl can do to another girl? No scissoring? No ice dick for Yuki? No fingering? No prehensile hair penetration by Medusa? I accuse this porn game of being sexist!
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| You know, this mask isn't helping your dandruff problem at all. |
Since even if you wanted to, you can't play with anyone most of the time (on account of awful slowdown you get sometimes. Also, it's a porn game), story mode is pretty much the only choice. Now, I don't know Japanese, so I guess the story is about how the evil Succubus has organized a tournament between girls so she can rape them. You have a an intro textwall for each character.You fight a handful of people, then face your rival. Succubus rapes your rival in a cutscene, and then you fight her. Text ending and credits. All Japanese. Here, let me help.
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| My Japanese is a little spotty, though. Or as they say in |
Except it's not over. You get to fight everyone else on a harder difficulty, until you tire or beat them all. Or beat it. I mean, no one wants to be defeated...
Besides Story you have VS mode and practice. They're pretty much the same, except training starts P1 at lower health. You don't even have options ingame. It's a pretty barebones experience.
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| Nope. Still not the Sailor Moon fighting game. |
And I don't want to bandy around terms like "lazy", but the reusage of animation gets pretty bad. It's one thing that Hypers are often just flashier versions of special moves but even the warning animations for hypers? Here's a note, geniuses: characters in fighting games do special poses before hypers specifically so people know what is about to happen.
So what can I say? This game makes you work for the smut, but the engine is nice enough that it's not too much of a chore. Sure, if you really must watch Japanese stereotypes rape each other, you don't need a videogame for it. And there's way better fighting to be found elsewhere. But If your curious and a pervert and a fighter fan, it's probably worth your time.
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