Your boy Batzarro, here, the one who usually doesn't usually call himsef your boy, but here we is, has released a new game for the (NSFW LINK) Lewd Game Jam. The jam, sponsored by perennial ruiners of it for everyone 4Chan, , tasked us with creating a lewd product. Now, I planned for my thing to be at least slightly lewder, but I lost a couple of days to a for real Game Jame, and a country wide 2 day blackout. Plus, my sister never found the thing I needed.
But I made it and here it is. Play it, love it, get stuck on a door. I will be revisiting this one to and those oh, so desirable graphics I failed to get last time. Till then!
This video of the game me and the siblings are making is practically ancient history. at this point. Still, I'mma show it to you so you don't say your uncle Batzarro is of liers. I R the slpey and neid mah Zeas...
Yes, the 2016 Puerto Rico Gamejam is begun, and I will be there with my brother and sister to kick ass, kick names, and kick bubblegum! I will be updating periodically since I'm not starting this jam with a busted ass phone! So stay tuned to my Twitter account...or else...you'll miss it...temporarilly. You'll you'll probably have to scroll a lot to find the posts about it.
I assume just for his cameo in the PC version of Toshinden is worth half a million.
I don't WANT to wonder. I WONDER when WB is gonna do something with the Ready 2 RumbleThe Grid and Mace The Dark Age franchises it owns every day. I wonder when Valis is gonna get a new game every night, for the last 9 years.
To be fair, I do can see how the owners of DC, Looney Tunes, Hanna Barbera, Filmation and holders of the license to Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings...would feel a bit incomplete without also owning Dr Muto.
The owners to these IPs bought them, but they don't really HAVE to do anything with them anyway. And so it could be with the soon to be owners of these games Interplay is selling.
Games like Heart of Darkness.(But I am told this one in particular isn't for sale)
Games like like Boogerman.
Games like Clayfighter.
Games like Carmageddon.
And yes, even friggin' Redneck Rampage.
So I say, instead of speculating about which company is gonna own and MAAAAYBE use these games, I propose we use crowdfunding to MAKE SURE somebody gets to use this franchise. And that that somebody happens to be EVERYONE IN THE WORLD.
This is the plan: we pool together the money, buy one or more of these IP and then release it under a Creative Commons license. That way, anyone can create a game based on said IP,in any way or shape or form.
But not only a game. You can make a Boogerman Comic, or a Carmageddon Film, should we acquire the rights for the franchise. You can use a song from Clayfighter in your thing. Make an anime from Redneck Rampage: I don't care.
But that would take some money. I mean, I don't know how much some of these is going for, but I can't imagine anything going for less than 10000. So that's the goal I have in my Patreon: Ten thousand dollars to try and buy the rights to any Interplay IP possible.
And remember that it's a bid. Maybe someone REALLY wants to have the rights to Messiah more than us, and is willing to outbid us. So, maybe we'd need amounts of money closer to the millions. I've already got a Patreon set up, so if you wanna help with this, send it there. If you have no money, but want to help, you can always share the link and tell others. I'm gonna be frank: I haven't ever bid on anything and I don't know if you gotta go someplace or something, so any information on that front would be welcome.
If you like the idea, but don't trust me, you are free to get your own Crowdfunding going, maybe towards a specific franchise? I didn't do that, but you could, and I would openly support you. I'm only doing it myself cuz I seem to be the only one who's though of it.
We have to act now, because there may not be another chance. Whoever owns this stuff could very well own it for the rest of your life.
So let's stand together, let's make it happen, let's save Interplay! #SaveInterplay
