Johnny Fuckin' Test is fuckin' 10 years old.

Ten LESS years! Ten less years!


"Who's got a head of firey hair and a turbo charged backpack and has now lasted a decade?" Why, it's that shitty cartoon that lasted more than all the good cartoons, Johnny Test.

Now, there are shows out there that you could argue are bad and don't deserve to exist anymore. Many people think  for example, that The Simpsons ran it's course  back when Clinton was President, and everythign since then just hasn't been worth it.

This isn't that. This show has never, ever EVER been good enough to deserve even a second season. If it got cancelled right now NO ONE would demand for it to be brought back. We're not offended that it had a few good years and is now desperately trying to stretch those out. It's bad, and it always has been. It's been jumping sharks for longer that my nephew has been alive, and even he somehow got funnier after a couple of years.

Johnny Test is what it looks like when you get rewarded for putting the least amount of effort into something and then get rewarded with money.  Johnny Test is what happens when the strenght of men fails, and where power triumphs over love. Johnny Test is your enemy, and also the enemy of your enemy. Johnny Test is that kid from school who never cared about the work he put in, if he won the lottery. Johnny Test is so bad, I won't even give it the benefit of the doubt and watch it's newest episodes.  Johnny Test killed my baby! Johnny Test...was cancelled last year? Huh....

So, my working question for this post is: what's your favorite episode of Johnny Test, and what's your least favorite episode?


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