A Devil May Cry movie is coming: How bad will it be?

No, devil, No cry. You got no devil no cry....
It's time to once again play "How Bad will it be!?"
It's an adaptation to an action game with shooting, so with enough budget...
..it could wind up better than KOF.

Brought to us by Screen Gems of Resident Evil fame. Those where mostly mediocre...
They took it and made it their own. Read:raped it.

And unproven writer. Just like Legend of Chun Li?...
Because there weren't any Street Fighter characters to put there.

A white haired half devil hero that is a witty badass fighting demons. How creatively can they destroy that?
Make another guy the hero.

Prospects are low. Set expectations to crap. I give it 20% chance of achieving mediocrity.

A Devil May Cry movie is coming: How bad will it be?

No, devil, No cry. You got no devil no cry....
It's time to once again play "How Bad will it be!?"
It's an adaptation to an action game with shooting, so with enough budget...
..it could wind up better than KOF.

Brought to us by Screen Gems of Resident Evil fame. Those where mostly mediocre...
They took it and made it their own. Read:raped it.

And unproven writer. Just like Legend of Chun Li?...
Because there weren't any Street Fighter characters to put there.

A white haired half devil hero that is a witty badass fighting demons. How creatively can they destroy that?
Make another guy the hero.

Prospects are low. Set expectations to crap. I give it 20% chance of achieving mediocrity.

M.U.G.E.N. Colony vol 2 pg 7







If  a site that features furries and futa says my anatomy is bad, it hurts me personally.
The Super Agents Sugar Ant and Fire Ant are back for another round!

In this page, I reference Song of Songs.









A Hawker is a kind of dragonfly....bitch.








M.U.G.E.N. Colony vol 2 pg 7







If  a site that features furries and futa says my anatomy is bad, it hurts me personally.
The Super Agents Sugar Ant and Fire Ant are back for another round!

In this page, I reference Song of Songs.

Leaked in Early Secrets: Willll always love EeYouuuuuuu!



Greetings. L.I.E.S. is back. Hide the kids and hold the wife.

Or I could hold her. I don't mind.


Hot on the trail of some hot scoops, I ended up in an Ice cream shop, just south of Little Nepal, when who do I happen to overhear? Jeremiah Friedman and Nick Palmer talking with Mark Bauch about their upcoming Bodyguard reboot.

And let me tell you, Hollywood is going after the full package with the remake.When the film you're remaking is 19 years old and most of it's cast crew and stars are alive(if you call being Kevin Costner and Whitney Houston alive. I don't), you really need to pull of some creativeness. Casting, marketing,  home-version director's commentary gushing about how great and iconic the original movie was: It's all being preplanned as we speak.

First off they are casting out of the best of young Hollywood. Sam Worthington is being considered for Kevin Costner's old role, as his trademark low energy, "working on a weekend" delivery will be required for the lead.
What i'm yr Budgrd.



As for Whitney Houston's character, Fergie is the top choice, with many execs seeing her role in Poseidon as key to that remake's success. One exec told me after seeing her there he knew she was someone you want to send hitmen after. Plus, her womb is already preparing a remake of the movie's iconic song. Through the grapevine I heard it would "severely abuse autotune" and "include a painful rap by  Pitbull."
She's laughing because you'll never see her totally average breasts.

And speaking of dogs, the script smells ass is fiercely loyal to the original. It is of course, updated for modern audiences. It is still the story of a Bodyguard and a Singer who fall in love. But this time the killer is a furious internet pirate who is angered at the latest copy protection engineered by Fergie, and decides to kill her. He does this by employing a street gang dressing them as old timey buccaneers to try and do the deed.
Kids like Pirates. Fact.

But Fergie's character is way better than Houston's because she's ultra mega hyper independent and resilient. There's a scene in there where they put a bomb under her chair, Valkyrie style, but she totally survives and says her vagina absorbed most of the blast because she is woman! Then she kicked a dude in the nether regions.

Worthington, though is on a whole 'nother level. He's a bodyguard who has to bodyguard to protect her daughter from his job, but he doesn't know she's already joined the murder pirates. In the film's climax, that takes place in a burnin, sinking pirate ship in Las Vegas, he's torn to choose between the woman he loves and the daughter he loves.

If this sounds like ramblings from a guy who never saw the whole movie, that's because it is you're jaded. If you can't trust Hollywood to remake succesfully a movie who's biggest claim to fame is a song that was attached to it, then I don't know what to say except watch out for the Quest for Camelot remake!

And so L.I.E.S. comes to a close for now.  And remember, If you can't trust some guy with access to the internet ,who CAN you trust? Me that's who.

Leaked in Early Secrets: Willll always love EeYouuuuuuu!



Greetings. L.I.E.S. is back. Hide the kids and hold the wife.

Or I could hold her. I don't mind.


Hot on the trail of some hot scoops, I ended up in an Ice cream shop, just south of Little Nepal, when who do I happen to overhear? Jeremiah Friedman and Nick Palmer talking with Mark Bauch about their upcoming Bodyguard reboot.

And let me tell you, Hollywood is going after the full package with the remake.When the film you're remaking is 19 years old and most of it's cast crew and stars are alive(if you call being Kevin Costner and Whitney Houston alive. I don't), you really need to pull of some creativeness. Casting, marketing,  home-version director's commentary gushing about how great and iconic the original movie was: It's all being preplanned as we speak.

First off they are casting out of the best of young Hollywood. Sam Worthington is being considered for Kevin Costner's old role, as his trademark low energy, "working on a weekend" delivery will be required for the lead.
What i'm yr Budgrd.

M.U.G.E.N. Colony vol 2 pg 6



Follow them to the world you seek.

The Super Agents Sugar Ant and Fire Ant are back for another round!

In this page, flies don't enter closed mouths.










No, YOU learn to paint backgrounds. EEEYOU LEARN TO PAINT THEM BACKGROUNDS!







M.U.G.E.N. Colony vol 2 pg 6



Follow them to the world you seek.

The Super Agents Sugar Ant and Fire Ant are back for another round!

In this page, flies don't enter closed mouths.

It's evolution, baby!

Heeey, Lara Croft came of all blocky? Sorry to misrepresent her original PS1 image...


I wanted to do a parody of the evolution of man chart, but with game characters, until I hit a roadblock. I don't know who this generations breakaway character is.
Where I put the question mark above, I meant it. So, you guys tell me...





It's evolution, baby!

Heeey, Lara Croft came of all blocky? Sorry to misrepresent her original PS1 image...


I wanted to do a parody of the evolution of man chart, but with game characters, until I hit a roadblock. I don't know who this generations breakaway character is.
Where I put the question mark above, I meant it. So, you guys tell me...





M.U.G.E.N. Colony vol 2 pg 5



Follow them to the world you seek.

The Super Agents Sugar Ant and Fire Ant are back for another round!

In this page, they ain't gettin' no respect...










Bad backgrounds! Whatchu gun, whutchugun, whutchagonna do? Wein de sheriff Jon Brown cum fer you!







M.U.G.E.N. Colony vol 2 pg 5



Follow them to the world you seek.

The Super Agents Sugar Ant and Fire Ant are back for another round!

In this page, they ain't gettin' no respect...

Diary of a Truancy Inspector #2



 I found this written in  ketchup in my  roof this morning. It's from my conspiracy minded pen pal, Truancy Inspector.

 I  did not take it well, that you posted my letter to you. Not because I didn't meant for it to be publicized. I will  chew anyone's ear off, except if the meat is sheeple.

No, I took offense to the font used. It doesn't have the heart magazine cut out letters do. We need to save the print magazine industry. From Satan.

I need to be dramatic. People don't pay attention to what is really going on. Political upheaval in the middle east? Oil running out? A sports awards show in Cartoon Network? All distractions from the encroaching Ragnarok that will come in the form of Ghostbusters 3.
Look at the Masonic Symbols  to the left and right of smoking...

You may have heard it. It's on. It's off. It's on. It takes place in hell.The ghost of Bill Murray is in it.It's off again. And now they are saying Ashton Kutcher, the star of Butterfly Effect and Open Season, will play a role in it.

There is a perfectly reasonable explanation, and like all reasonable explanations, it involves time travel.
It seems someone from a future where Ghostbusters 3 didn't happen traveled back to our time to ensure it did happen. The timeline was altered. The movie will happen. Thus creating a new timeline where Ghostbusters 3 exists and it's utter awefullness ignite riots that destroy civilization in most of the world. Small pockets of intelligence survive, and manage (with the help of an older version of our time traveler) to create a time machine so that the first time traveler can be stopped.

We are witnessing that battle, and the very fate of humanity hangs in the balance! Every time the movie is off, it's because a time traveler snuck into Bill Murray's house and stole the script, putting in it's place the script for  Yogi Bear. Every time it's on, it's because another time traveler put the script back in Murray's coffee table

As for Kutcher, he's an agent for the  movie-stopping secret agent. His whole career has been a setup or it.
How else are you gonna explain a filmography this bad?

Diary of a Truancy Inspector #2



 I found this written in  ketchup in my  roof this morning. It's from my conspiracy minded pen pal, Truancy Inspector.

 I  did not take it well, that you posted my letter to you. Not because I didn't meant for it to be publicized. I will  chew anyone's ear off, except if the meat is sheeple.

No, I took offense to the font used. It doesn't have the heart magazine cut out letters do. We need to save the print magazine industry. From Satan.

I need to be dramatic. People don't pay attention to what is really going on. Political upheaval in the middle east? Oil running out? A sports awards show in Cartoon Network? All distractions from the encroaching Ragnarok that will come in the form of Ghostbusters 3.
Look at the Masonic Symbols  to the left and right of smoking...

You may have heard it. It's on. It's off. It's on. It takes place in hell.The ghost of Bill Murray is in it.It's off again. And now they are saying Ashton Kutcher, the star of Butterfly Effect and Open Season, will play a role in it.

There is a perfectly reasonable explanation, and like all reasonable explanations, it involves time travel.

If you're worried about the guy who played Superman not looking the part...

Take comfort






Missing some guys, too.

If you're worried about the guy who played Superman not looking the part...

M.U.G.E.N. Colony vol 2 pg 4



This cover is 70% symbolic.

The Super Agents Sugar Ant and Fire Ant are back for another round!

In this page,they lay down the law...

















M.U.G.E.N. Colony vol 2 pg 4



This cover is 70% symbolic.

The Super Agents Sugar Ant and Fire Ant are back for another round!

In this page,they lay down the law...

M.U.G.E.N. Colony vol 2 pg 3



This cover is 70% symbolic.

The Super Agents Sugar Ant and Fire Ant are back for another round!

In this page, they share a look...










It's so dark and purple out tonight...







M.U.G.E.N. Colony vol 2 pg 3



This cover is 70% symbolic.

The Super Agents Sugar Ant and Fire Ant are back for another round!

In this page, they share a look...

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