Team Rocket Awarness Month: Friendship is Magic





Hey, I just noticed I've never actually drawn Meowth right. Always confused his higher whiskers for actual ears, when he had ears all along. This is saddening. However, I do am proud of this particular one, nonetheless. And hopefully by the time this is posted, I'll have beat my FIM addiction. Also, hopefully they'll have worked in some recurring villains or something. Fuck me, what am I typing?

Team Rocket Awarness Month: Rubber Hose












Can you believe it took me THIS LONG to come up with enough new styles? If it hadn't been for Futurama's latest anthology, I might never have thought it!

Team Rocket Awarness Month: 90s Extreme

WOmen actually wore actual shoulder-pads in the 90s.


Okay, this is not the best a 90s Liefieldish Team Rocket could look. I admit it needs more shoulder-pads, Feathered hair, and pouches and it's not traced. Maybe next year.

Team Rocket Awarness Month Begins


Yes, after a bit of a hiatus, it's back. For more than 10 years flamboyant James, Vain Jessie, and Street Smart Meowth have tried to capture Pikachu for a variety of contradictory reasons, and I'm kicking off a month of poke-stealing, off-blasting and motto-spewing  inspired stuff. All rise, for the national anthem...


Collin Salmon and Michelle Rodriguez back in Resident Evil, movies become comics



Thank you, India...
Michelle Rodriguez and Collin Salmon are confirmed for the newer Resident Evil movie. If you don't remember them, Michelle was  the female soldier who became infected and was shot fatally in the head at the movie's climax, while Salmon was the one who was turned into little cubes of meat by lasers. The cubes where devoured offscreen by a monster.

I'm a fan of both of this guys, but I can't help but feel anything other than flashback sequences would be cheap. Sure, it could be clones or something, but come on! Really? After 10 years? Is Mike Epps gonna be coming back too?

I can't help but feel that bringing this characters back has some unknown side effect I should know about. Deal with the Devil type stuff. I don't know. I'm curious. But apprehensive.

What the hell are you sick fucks searching for NOW?


Dude, you fail at searching for porn.

5 Fighting game characters that should have retired already



There is life after round 3.
Fighting game tournaments are not like real life tournaments. Whereas in real life most of the people who compete do so for sport and train for it yearly, character stories in videogames need to be outlandish things full of good vs evil, revenge, and sometimes runaway brides. Those who say that fighting games have no stories really do a disservice to how committed the makers are for giving Mark Joe a reason to be in Mark of Punches 5.

 But in giving characters a motivation, sometimes it clashes with the fact that regardless of the ending, the character will probably come back at some point. If you stick with a fighting game franchise long enough, you will see every character come back at least once, regardless of how resolved their plot arcs are or how dead they where last time. But some of these characters fullfilled their reason to join the tournament years ago. And yet, here they are, still trading blows. Who are this guys?

Tina Armstrong(Dead or Alive)

Tina is one of my favorite characters from this franchise, with her lighthearted personality and enormous breasts. However, her motivation has been weird from the start. And this is from a series that has a character that is trying to defeat a guy who saved her once.

See, Tina is a wrestler, but she doesn't want to be a wrestler. She wants to be in show business. So she gets into the tournament to get enough money to do so.
Can you two let me talk?

Now, let's pretend in this world wrestling isn't staged.  But  the tricky thing is, at the end of each game, Tina succeeds into  getting  into different aspects of show business, while not winning the tournament at all. Which makes no sense. If she breaks into modeling in game 1, why would she need to fight in another tournament to break into acting? If Dwayne"The Rock" Johnson wanted to become a singer, would he have to participate in a tournament, too? No, silly, he's already in!

And if winning was key to her goal, why can she still achieve it even though canonically, she lost?

This is why the movie changed her motivation to the less stupid "I want out of fake wrestling."  And it's always sad when fighting game movies actually make sense of the games.

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