Showing posts with label DLC. Show all posts
Showing posts with label DLC. Show all posts

Leaked in Early Secrets: The secret Mortal Kombat DLC characters.

Busy weekend, huh? Mine too. If you're thinking I'm about to say I killed Bin Laden, then noo. Navy S.E.A.L.S. killed Bin Laden. I did have to re-kill his second form  after they threw him on the ocean. Damn Necronomicon.

But besides that, I was at Netherrealm games. I was studying with ED Boon memorable catchphrases one can say to  a hybrid Terrorist Leader/Cthulu. While in there, Boon showed me some sketches of the planned DLC characters for  the new, uncreatively named Mortal Kombat game.

As you might remember,  recently they declared rumored characters who weren't playable before will be, and  as such they are adding Skarlett, a red pallette swap female ninja.  I was shown the sketched, and out of respect I didn't steal them, but I did recreate them from my brilliant memory. I measure respect by the micron.

First in the line is Kizonde. Who? Well, you remember Raiden's friendship in MK2? Where he generated a kid in Raiden garb that yelled " Kid Thunder"! Well, he's all grown up and ready for battle, playing like Frost to Raiden's Subzero. He's a heartthrob, that one but he's filled with angst becaue Raiden abandoned him!
It's nice to turn something that was supposed to be funny into something mopefull and overdramatic, isn't it MTV?



Next in the line, From the  darkest pit of the Netherrealm, It's Zebron! Furious by Johny Cage's endorsment of Fur trade, he wants nothing more than to rip off his skin and wear it. In fact that's his Fatality.
He's from Madagaskar.

Next up is King Jerrod, former ruler of Edenia, who was thought to be dead, but hid away in Seido and trained to one day get it all back form Shao Kahn...Monte Kristo style.
I asked if it was inspired by Gouken. They laughed and asked their lawyers what to answer.

And last but not least we have Nimbus, an African American Muay Thai master because that's the only martial arts black people are any good at in fighting games. What's really different about him, though is his use of clou...klouds as weapons.
Komfy!


 I expect more in the future, but I don't know. With the pool of existing  or rumored Mortal Kombat characters shrinking, I fear soon they might have to invent new ones. That's a scary thought.

That's more or less it for this installment of L.I.E.S. Remember, if the Truth hurts...there's always  L.I.E.S.

Leaked in Early Secrets: The secret Mortal Kombat DLC characters.

Busy weekend, huh? Mine too. If you're thinking I'm about to say I killed Bin Laden, then noo. Navy S.E.A.L.S. killed Bin Laden. I did have to re-kill his second form  after they threw him on the ocean. Damn Necronomicon.

But besides that, I was at Netherrealm games. I was studying with ED Boon memorable catchphrases one can say to  a hybrid Terrorist Leader/Cthulu. While in there, Boon showed me some sketches of the planned DLC characters for  the new, uncreatively named Mortal Kombat game.

As you might remember,  recently they declared rumored characters who weren't playable before will be, and  as such they are adding Skarlett, a red pallette swap female ninja.  I was shown the sketched, and out of respect I didn't steal them, but I did recreate them from my brilliant memory. I measure respect by the micron.

First in the line is Kizonde. Who? Well, you remember Raiden's friendship in MK2? Where he generated a kid in Raiden garb that yelled " Kid Thunder"! Well, he's all grown up and ready for battle, playing like Frost to Raiden's Subzero. He's a heartthrob, that one but he's filled with angst becaue Raiden abandoned him!
It's nice to turn something that was supposed to be funny into something mopefull and overdramatic, isn't it MTV?

Leaked in Early Secrets: Iron Fist in da' Hood

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Hey, guys! I'm gonna make this  edition of L.I.E.S.  quick because I need to go back to pleasing Penelope Cruz, but here's a pic I took of a very official ESRB document.  I don't even know why it's so offtarget, but it had a pic of Baby Bobbie Hood and Ironfist in it. Here L.I.E.S. the truth.

Leaked in Early Secrets: Iron Fist in da' Hood

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Hey, guys! I'm gonna make this  edition of L.I.E.S.  quick because I need to go back to pleasing Penelope Cruz, but here's a pic I took of a very official ESRB document.  I don't even know why it's so offtarget, but it had a pic of Baby Bobbie Hood and Ironfist in it. Here L.I.E.S. the truth.

MVC3 DLC costumes pitches

1 day. ONE day, and Capcom's already running it's mouth about DLC costumes. It's ridiculous and it makes me feel extra poor.

As ridiculous as it is, though, the suits are awesome. SF1 Ryu is the only one that actually surprises me, though. But what else could Capcom go for with the rest of the game's cast? Read on!



Tron
This is what Tron wears when she's tinkering in the lab.  I think she rocks the DR Insano look.

Felicia

Add caption
Hey, look! Two  fetishes for the price of one!
Chun Li

After avenging her father's death in SF 2, Chun Li wore this  and swore she would return to her previous occupation as a young single girl. I wonder how that turned out...

Spencer
   You can't buy this much smoothness...



Wesker

 Wesker, Circa Code Veronica.


Jill
From the third game. Aw, yeah.

Morrigan

Lilith. Just...Lillith.

Haggar
From that Wrestling game he was in.

Amaterasu

John Talbain palette, man.


Trish


Poison. It's the only way it could happen.
Hsien Ko
Lin Lin, Hsien Ko's sister. The outfit is mostly the same!


Sentinel

Hey, now that Capcom has succesfully turned the franchise into Sentinel Fest 2011, why not give him his regular, Kirby inspired look?
Hulk
Future Hulk more clawed!

MODOK
Don't Question it.


She Hulk
Erm.. or...


Yeah, let's go with that.
X-23
Wild thing, Wolverine's future daughter in MC2 verse.

Magneto



From that time he fought the Fantastic 4...while high... Hey, you exhausted every other Magneto meme...

Storm
Wait up, Capcom!  There are still more ways to suck the dick of the tourney scene!

Spider-Man

Spider-Man from the old Japanese show. He has a flash of anger in his eyes.

Phoenix




Rather than hit that obvious 90s costume, I favor Jean's original look


Wolverine
 Patch, Wolverine's stupid undercover persona.

Deadpool
Come on. Deadpool dressed as Cable. It's brilliant!

Taskmaster
Good old Udon Taskmaster


MVC3 DLC costumes pitches

1 day. ONE day, and Capcom's already running it's mouth about DLC costumes. It's ridiculous and it makes me feel extra poor.

As ridiculous as it is, though, the suits are awesome. SF1 Ryu is the only one that actually surprises me, though. But what else could Capcom go for with the rest of the game's cast? Read on!

My DLC picks for Marvel vs Capcom 3

Which reminds me it's almost mango season over here...


We're on our final stretch of MVC3 watch, with only short weeks before Capcom takes us all for a ride. I say the roster is mostly full of great choices so far.

But...rumor has it the final reveals are...very sad. Akuma and Sentinel in. Megaman and Bison out.

I think it's an unfortunate choice to put Akuma in when Bison offers so much more in gameplay terms. And Sentinel...I would rather Cable be in. You can't please the Tier whores unless you make him God King of the Dojo again. And who wants that?


So we pin our hopes on DLC. I'm a little wary of it. They already announced Jill "The Master of Unlocking" and Shuma "Been in all of 12 comics" Gorath are in the download pipeline, together costing less than 20 bucks. I don't feel this is ripoff only in that Jill and Shuma are completely unessential to me. Seriously thought they weren't gonna make it and I did not give a damn.


But which Characters I would pay for, though, read on!






The Thing 
Lousy, no good crossovers...


Some would argue that Thing would be far too similar to Hulk in  moves. Those people would probably argue against She Hulk being in, so they have no bearing here. I think The Thing's  major difference should be his resistance: He should be superarmored, which I think Hulk is not.


 Misty Knight
Happy non-lethal retaliation day!

Misty Knight is Marvel's Blaxsploitation inspired female character. She is a bionic armed African American lady with Big hair and a bionic arm and kung fu skills. In an era where people don't think  movies like Sucker Punch or Cowboys and Aliens are too tacky to exist, who can argue that Misty Knight shouldn't be in MVC3?


Ultron
Quick test: Why would a robot SIT?


 Ultron is a robot who wants to erradicate all life. I think Ultron's time to shine fast aproaches, and he would indeed be better than Sentinel.
 

 Amadeus Cho
That face tattoo really brings out the woman in you!

Amadeus Cho is a super-genius Asian of sorts. His inventions and wit have made him an internet favorite. So he's awesome ,but not a lot of media to show. D'Oh!
Alas, poor Antman. I knew him. He was a man of gaudy taste who once slapped his wife.





 Sigma
Sigma, voiding Zero's warranty

Sigma is a robot who wants to erradicate all life. I think Sigma's time to shine fast aproaches, and he would indeed be better than Akuma.

Sigma has taken many forms duting his tenure. While his moves should encompass a anything he did in the Megaman X series short of giant robot forms, his original Green armored dude with a lightsaber is my choice of look.

 Vanessa Schneider
She's a Private Dancer! Dance until Morning! Shoot at some robots and things!

Vanessa is from the Gamecube 3rd person P.N.03. While the game hasn't exactly become Capcom's signature game, the main character's style, fighting and  attacking enemies while gyrating to the beat, would be crazy awesome to have in this game. A flipping, shaking rhythmical fighter! How cool would that be?

Linn Kurosawa
I'd be scared to see someome that happy draw a sword.

Not a chance!? I know! But...hear me out! Linn Kurosawa is great! She can like, cut people up with a Katana!  w.. Oh you already have that? She can , like SHOOT with guns that...Oh, that too. Still, she is awesome, and Cameod around Capcom for many yea...Oh, you are right! I already said all this in my old post. It still stands for reason she's an interesting character who could balance the new faces.

Phoenix Wright
Still Waiting...

Opinion polls confirm Phoenix Wright is one of the most sought after characters for this game. This is it, Capcom. It's money, sitting across your table. I know yo tried to put him in other games and failed. But now the time is ripe. With DLC, you have time to nail whatever it is wasn't working down. Some people think a lawyer with no fighting skills would be ridiculous in a fighting game. And I agree.

That is exactly what would make it awesome.

He'd be  a new Jin, a new Capt. Falcon. After this, no one will wonder what  Phoenix Wright would be like in a fighting game. No one would imagine a fighing game without Phoenix Wright.

My DLC picks for Marvel vs Capcom 3

Which reminds me it's almost mango season over here...


We're on our final stretch of MVC3 watch, with only short weeks before Capcom takes us all for a ride. I say the roster is mostly full of great choices so far.

But...rumor has it the final reveals are...very sad. Akuma and Sentinel in. Megaman and Bison out.

I think it's an unfortunate choice to put Akuma in when Bison offers so much more in gameplay terms. And Sentinel...I would rather Cable be in. You can't please the Tier whores unless you make him God King of the Dojo again. And who wants that?


So we pin our hopes on DLC. I'm a little wary of it. They already announced Jill "The Master of Unlocking" and Shuma "Been in all of 12 comics" Gorath are in the download pipeline, together costing less than 20 bucks. I don't feel this is ripoff only in that Jill and Shuma are completely unessential to me. Seriously thought they weren't gonna make it and I did not give a damn.


But which Characters I would pay for, though, read on!


What are you guys watching?