Everything goes with Tito El Mambino...especially Resident Evil. at 5:18 PM

Collin Salmon and Michelle Rodriguez back in Resident Evil, movies become comics at 9:00 PM

Thank you, India...

Michelle Rodriguez and Collin Salmon are confirmed for the newer Resident Evil movie. If you don't remember them, Michelle was  the female soldier who became infected and was shot fatally in the head at the movie's climax, while Salmon was the one who was turned into little cubes of meat by lasers. The cubes where devoured offscreen by a monster.

I'm a fan of both of this guys, but I can't help but feel anything other than flashback sequences would be cheap. Sure, it could be clones or something, but come on! Really? After 10 years? Is Mike Epps gonna be coming back too?

I can't help but feel that bringing this characters back has some unknown side effect I should know about. Deal with the Devil type stuff. I don't know. I'm curious. But apprehensive.

Collin Salmon and Michelle Rodriguez back in Resident Evil, movies become comics at 9:00 PM

Thank you, India...

Michelle Rodriguez and Collin Salmon are confirmed for the newer Resident Evil movie. If you don't remember them, Michelle was  the female soldier who became infected and was shot fatally in the head at the movie's climax, while Salmon was the one who was turned into little cubes of meat by lasers. The cubes where devoured offscreen by a monster.

I'm a fan of both of this guys, but I can't help but feel anything other than flashback sequences would be cheap. Sure, it could be clones or something, but come on! Really? After 10 years? Is Mike Epps gonna be coming back too?

I can't help but feel that bringing this characters back has some unknown side effect I should know about. Deal with the Devil type stuff. I don't know. I'm curious. But apprehensive.

Love Letter: The Michelle Rodriguez character at 11:35 AM

She's about to fix rain. Permanently.

You know, I love an action girl. Just ask anyone. It has lead me to some poor viewing choices, such as Ecks vs Sever, and Immortal. But It's also lead me to good choices, such as 2000's Girlfight.

While the movie itself was way less actiony and a lot more dramaty than I'd hoped, it did introduce to me the wonders of Michelle Rodriguez, and her singular creation: "The Michelle Rodriguez character".

I ain't never seen such a cold stare, mon.

Now, you have probably seen this character. It's ussually some sort of military figure or soldier, and played by Michelle Rodriguez.

She has at least one moment to show she doesn't take bullshit from anyone.

Here eyelids are partially closed, so it looks like her eyes are scowling.

However mean she comes off as, she usually proves to be a friend to the protagonist.

She has  high potential for some dramatic death, but not always.

She's usually alive by the end of the film, despite the odds, though.

She carries some kind of rifle or other high powered weaponry.

And as a general rule, she's generally not the object of affection of our leads.

Now, you may think I'm poking fun at how this Domi-rican actress is getting typecast, but I think there's a reason for it: She's really good at this type of role.

See, getting the ingredients to a believable action girl right is hard. Not everyone can pull it off. And even though we like action girls, an unconvincing action girl can bring the whole thing down. You can't just put any  model in a battle suit and put  guns in her hand and call it a day.

"I used to deesign for GODS!"

Michelle Rodriguez plays tough well.It's a shame she doesn't get too many lead roles since. The closest thing to a leading role I see in her IMDB is Blue Crush, which is a surfing movie I didn't see, so I'm guessing she didn't play a mean, military minded no nonsense surfer.

No one else has billing in this series that isn

't Milla Jovovich. E-VER!

I guess the world isn't particularly ready for a tough hispanic female character that isn't all about sex appeal. All the more reason to do give her a lead. Maybe like in a pirate film or something. Something that isn't a supporting role.   While we wait, I do declare, "I love 'The Michelle Rodriguez character'."

Love Letter: The Michelle Rodriguez character at 11:35 AM

She's about to fix rain. Permanently.

You know, I love an action girl. Just ask anyone. It has lead me to some poor viewing choices, such as Ecks vs Sever, and Immortal. But It's also lead me to good choices, such as 2000's Girlfight.

While the movie itself was way less actiony and a lot more dramaty than I'd hoped, it did introduce to me the wonders of Michelle Rodriguez, and her singular creation: "The Michelle Rodriguez character".

I ain't never seen such a cold stare, mon.

Leaked in Early Secrets: Resident Evil Retribution Storyboard at 9:01 PM

Another day, Another pack of L.I.E.S. for all you little monsters out there.

Now, I've yet to secure the script for the new Resident Evil movie, but I did one better: I tricked series writer and Milla Jovovich's husband Paul  W.S. Anderson  into describing a scene, which I then turned into  this little story board. How did I do that? Well, it's certainly a more interesting story than anything that actually happened in the movies since Alice and Rain Ocampo almost make out.

Wait, is is she zombie yet?I can never tell!

But seriously, here's the storyboard, with the words of Paul W.S. Anderson himself.

And seriously, when have I ever lied to you?

Leaked in Early Secrets: Resident Evil Retribution Storyboard at 9:01 PM

Another day, Another pack of L.I.E.S. for all you little monsters out there.

Now, I've yet to secure the script for the new Resident Evil movie, but I did one better: I tricked series writer and Milla Jovovich's husband Paul  W.S. Anderson  into describing a scene, which I then turned into  this little story board. How did I do that? Well, it's certainly a more interesting story than anything that actually happened in the movies since Alice and Rain Ocampo almost make out.

Wait, is is she zombie yet?I can never tell!

But seriously, here's the storyboard, with the words of Paul W.S. Anderson himself.

And seriously, when have I ever lied to you?