Why the PS4 did not wow you

Are you not entertained?


It happened last week: Sony announced  it's fourth Playstation game console, the Playstation 4. A forgone conclusion, the announcement says that Sony's entry into the 8th generation of consoles will arrive in a few months, will allow players to share their game seamlessly with strangers and friends, will NOT shit over gamers with used PS4 games and WILL shit over gamers expecting to play games from their old PS machines without having to buy new digital incarnations of  them. The reactions have included a lot of mockery and snark that hasn't been seen since...well since the last Sony console release.

Personally, I'm gonna pass, like I did with Playstrations 0 to 3. It's nothing against Sony, I always  just like the other consoles better. Sure, the N64 was a miss, the Dreamcast was a miss, The Xbox had some faults, and the 360 had to be rebought about 8 times. But there's something about Sony's ways I just don't like.

But as for the other people without Anti-Sony supertitions, there might be something else going on. It's a new console, the graphics are really great, and there's some cool games coming for it. What's not to like? Well it's a problem with the way the industry has driven itself forward.


Let us remember the story of cinema, first. Movies used to be, at the very beggining, silent and in Black and white. For the record, this was over 100 years ago. Later still sound was added, and it was a pretty profound change. Later still came color. With sound and color, movies moved ever closer to looking just like real life. The techniques for what was onscreen also evolved, eventually surpassing theater.  By the time the late 1990s arrived, with digital color correction techniques, movies not only looked as real as the hands behind them allowed, but they used those palletes to sell the emotional underscored of the story.

In less than half the time, videogames have advanced at twice the speed. Where the early primitive games where rudimentary shapes that looked like clowns and balls and naked indian women because our imagination allowed, with no sound, we moved to interactive cartoons, and from there to crude poligonal people with painted drumsticks for hands, and yet from that into fully realized computer people gleefully setting the kitchen on fire. But then things stopped getting exponentially larger, because it was impossible.
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You see, each succesfull generation has used graphic upgrades as a selling point. This worked when the previous console's graphics looked like cubist paintings come to life, but now there's not that much more to jump. From 360/PS3/Wii to now, developers have been allowed to put onscreen whatever they've wanted. I'm not saying games looked just like real life. I'm saying there aren't any realistic limits. You can have battles with 100's of people onscreen, each with lavish detail. Graphics where the main hook, but now that graphics can't groow that much, people still expect them to. We've grown used to comparisons to Toy Story, Jusrassic Park.

Look at this Unreal 4 tech demo, featuring sweaty Liam Neeson killing Storm Troopers in Sin Cityduring a downpour while smoking a cigarette, and ocassionally turning into The Thing. It's prettier than what we have now, it is, but it's not that huge a leap from today's stuff. But should it be?

Movies can now show whatever they want onscreen, and whatever they can't they add with CGI. So can games. The difference in amount of stubles in hair is not  that much of a big deal. The fields that need to grow now are things like animation. Much like paintings, once the novelty of replicating the real world has faded, I suspect more visually abstract games will start popping up more frequently. PS4 did not wow you, but it's not because it doesn't look great. It does. It's that graphics are becoming less important all the time.

Or maybe you wanted to see the console, I don't know. 

Why the PS4 did not wow you

Are you not entertained?


It happened last week: Sony announced  it's fourth Playstation game console, the Playstation 4. A forgone conclusion, the announcement says that Sony's entry into the 8th generation of consoles will arrive in a few months, will allow players to share their game seamlessly with strangers and friends, will NOT shit over gamers with used PS4 games and WILL shit over gamers expecting to play games from their old PS machines without having to buy new digital incarnations of  them. The reactions have included a lot of mockery and snark that hasn't been seen since...well since the last Sony console release.

Personally, I'm gonna pass, like I did with Playstrations 0 to 3. It's nothing against Sony, I always  just like the other consoles better. Sure, the N64 was a miss, the Dreamcast was a miss, The Xbox had some faults, and the 360 had to be rebought about 8 times. But there's something about Sony's ways I just don't like.

But as for the other people without Anti-Sony supertitions, there might be something else going on. It's a new console, the graphics are really great, and there's some cool games coming for it. What's not to like? Well it's a problem with the way the industry has driven itself forward.



What do you remember of the year 2000? I remember watching Scary Movie and regretting it,  Shouting to Papa Roach on the radiom, and joining an online forume called Scruffy Dragon. Despite what the name might suggest, it was a forum dedicated to M.U.G.E.N. projects. Using a borderline stolen fighting game engine, this  rag tag group of fans where working on a great endeavor: Marvel vs DC.  By coopting the Capcom Sprites for Marvel characters, half of the animation job seems to have been done for them. But to get the DC, other, or the same, sprites had to be altered, in a process called "Frankenspriting." The project continued, with no end in sight.  Years passed. 2 years. 5 years. 10 years. The project moved steadilly, and with ever ambitious choices for it, and terms like "phases" thrown in for good measure. I'd have waited forever for  such a game, and seems I might as well wait forever. I'd read about it, download the stages, but I can't say I'd played Marvel vs DC.

Last year I went on la little  bit about Friendship Is Fighting, the  fan game that carries on into the bizarre phenomenom that  has enraptured thousands of grown ass men to   a show for girls about ponies. Including me, I guess.  Since then  a small beta test has leaked. This also would sometimes happen at Scruffydragons, and the drama would quickly escalate into long threads filled with accusations.But I can say I played FiF, if only against a stationary player 2.

So, here's this: I want to tip my hat to Mane 6, for not taking 10 years to make a fangame. It is to your credit that this game, in the time it's taken, is already ridiculously good. The presentation is great and consitent, the graphics are beautiful and the animations are fluid, and I suspect your levels of dedication are key to this. I don't know how you that last part, though I suspect tracing of actual animations. If a group of dedicated people can get together to create soimething like this, who knows what else could be done?

This is what I had written before I found out Hasbro sent cease and desist orders to Mane 6. I guess, in a way, we all knew this was one of the possibilities. I would recomend continued, secret work on it, followed by a leak. 


What do you remember of the year 2000? I remember watching Scary Movie and regretting it,  Shouting to Papa Roach on the radiom, and joining an online forume called Scruffy Dragon. Despite what the name might suggest, it was a forum dedicated to M.U.G.E.N. projects. Using a borderline stolen fighting game engine, this  rag tag group of fans where working on a great endeavor: Marvel vs DC.  By coopting the Capcom Sprites for Marvel characters, half of the animation job seems to have been done for them. But to get the DC, other, or the same, sprites had to be altered, in a process called "Frankenspriting." The project continued, with no end in sight.  Years passed. 2 years. 5 years. 10 years. The project moved steadilly, and with ever ambitious choices for it, and terms like "phases" thrown in for good measure. I'd have waited forever for  such a game, and seems I might as well wait forever. I'd read about it, download the stages, but I can't say I'd played Marvel vs DC.

Last year I went on la little  bit about Friendship Is Fighting, the  fan game that carries on into the bizarre phenomenom that  has enraptured thousands of grown ass men to   a show for girls about ponies. Including me, I guess.  Since then  a small beta test has leaked. This also would sometimes happen at Scruffydragons, and the drama would quickly escalate into long threads filled with accusations.But I can say I played FiF, if only against a stationary player 2.

So, here's this: I want to tip my hat to Mane 6, for not taking 10 years to make a fangame. It is to your credit that this game, in the time it's taken, is already ridiculously good. The presentation is great and consitent, the graphics are beautiful and the animations are fluid, and I suspect your levels of dedication are key to this. I don't know how you that last part, though I suspect tracing of actual animations. If a group of dedicated people can get together to create soimething like this, who knows what else could be done?

This is what I had written before I found out Hasbro sent cease and desist orders to Mane 6. I guess, in a way, we all knew this was one of the possibilities. I would recomend continued, secret work on it, followed by a leak. 

A small Fighting Female February tribute


As part of my yearly  ritual celebrating the field of fighting game females, here's a homage to the ladies of Konami's fighitng games. The fighting games might have been mostlyy forgetable but...sometimes the women in them wern't! This group is far from definitive, and some series are missing. However, you I crawled out an obscure game boy character into probably her first ever fan art, so forget you! From top left to right!

Nad Jeed from BattleTryst

Anne from Monster Maulers

Marsa from Rakuga kids

 Miyabi from Outburst

Maria from Castlevania Judgement

Fan from Yie Ar Kung Fu

Gaia  from Galactic Warriors

??? from ???( drew and researched this over a year, and I can't remember what  Ms Gi and a red headband is called.)

Chaos/Titi from Martial Champion

Serina from Deadly Arts

Aska from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Tournament Fighters

Layla from Dragoon Might

A small Fighting Female February tribute


As part of my yearly  ritual celebrating the field of fighting game females, here's a homage to the ladies of Konami's fighitng games. The fighting games might have been mostlyy forgetable but...sometimes the women in them wern't! This group is far from definitive, and some series are missing. However, you I crawled out an obscure game boy character into probably her first ever fan art, so forget you! From top left to right!

Nad Jeed from Battle Tryst

Anne from Monster Maulers

Marsa from Rakuga kids

 Miyabi from Outburst

Maria from Castlevania Judgement

Fan from Yie Ar Kung Fu

Gaia  from Galactic Warriors

??? from ???( drew and researched this over a year, and I can't remember what  Ms Gi and a red headband is called.)

Chaos/Titi from Martial Champion

Serina from Deadly Arts

Aska from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Tournament Fighters

Layla from Dragoon Might

No gods or kings or dubiosly drawn women.


Rob Liefeld has created many many characters  that he owns. Already a millionaire, he, like any self respecting nerd would like to see those adapted to film with additional economic incentives clearly not hurting.But it seems like a strange curse keeps his creations confined to the books, mostly. Despite having announced many of his negatively named homunculi to be headed for the silver screen, none yet have made it.

The latest on this string of vaporfilms is Godyssey, a high concept crossover between that never saw completion, because...well...
Jesus 's not gonna take THIS lying down.



...because  Jesus kinda kung fu fights the Greek Gods. Now that is an amusing image, but naturally some of this stuff won't make it unless it's some kind of religious satire, like the Last Temptation of Christ or Superstar, which it is not because RL cleary drew Jesus backhanding Posiedon as serious shit... What's getting the cut, Robbie boy?



 



Oh really? The only thing that happens in Godyssey is that Jesus fights the Toga Squad. Essentially they're removing the key elements from this cruddy unfinished story and turning it in Godyssey in dumb name only.
  It's like making a Spider-Man movie based on the first Spider-Man comic cover that  follows Moira McTaggert and Kavita Rao.It's gonna be some shitty League of Extraordinary Gentlemen but with gods, now.

But It's gonna be true to the source material, because it'll  never be done.

What are you guys watching?