Things are quite shaken here in the Trumpverse, but sadly a lot of it won't be reflected in this, because while I mean for these to come out in the 11th of the month my HDMI Cable died on me, as it happens. But what a world huh? In less than a month Trumpy tried to overreach his constitutional limits, showed his dinner guests documents regarding Nuclear Armament, pissed off our allies and emboldened our enemies. Can he make it to 2020?
Can WE? It's not yet the 4rth week and every single aspect of Trump's version of America is worst than what we had. Thankfully big clouds of impeachment are hovering over this accursed administration. It cannot happen soon enough. #Resist
It's been a month since Donald Trump became President Elect. Now, I heard he liked building walls, so there's gonna be a monthly wall dedicated to presenting what was actually happening out there. What people are feeling. Don't Holocaust-deny us, futurites!
Hello, future dwellers. I know not how things will change in 2013. Here in the past Romney is a few weeks from facing Obama in the elections, and I'm easing my way into a Bible salesman of some sort.
But you have a lot to look forward to...unless the vision of the past comes true. Specifically, the vision of racist killbots taking over. See, here in the past we have a franchise called X-men.
One of their most reknowned storylines is the series days of future past. Through time traveling trickery, entry character Kitty Pride comes back from your year to the 80s, to try and warn the Xmen about an how all of them where set to die by robot unless she avoided the mistakes of the past
this storyline was adapted by the cartoon, but replaced Kitty Pride with two competing Guntoting macho timetraveler revisionists, each trying to avoid his own tragic future. I assume your 2013 will be the one where robots rule, and not the one where a big blue man litterally named Apocalypse reigns.
Or perhaps you'll just get a Days of Future Past movie. What-ever.
Hello, future dwellers. I know not how things will change in 2013. Here in the past Romney is a few weeks from facing Obama in the elections, and I'm easing my way into a Bible salesman of some sort.
But you have a lot to look forward to...unless the vision of the past comes true. Specifically, the vision of racist killbots taking over. See, here in the past we have a franchise called X-men.
One of their most reknowned storylines is the series days of future past. Through time traveling trickery, entry character Kitty Pride comes back from your year to the 80s, to try and warn the Xmen about an how all of them where set to die by robot unless she avoided the mistakes of the past
this storyline was adapted by the cartoon, but replaced Kitty Pride with two competing Guntoting macho timetraveler revisionists, each trying to avoid his own tragic future. I assume your 2013 will be the one where robots rule, and not the one where a big blue man litterally named Apocalypse reigns.
Or perhaps you'll just get a Days of Future Past movie. What-ever.
Now, to sing us their latest hit "Rwooorwooo"...CAT FEVER!
What will come of the future? I used to think it would be as presented in fiction that was older than me: Flying cars, Flying backpacks and silver pleather tights. Then I thought it'd be a charred husk of desert where we survive until roaming gangs find us. I've since learned that the future is never what we expect. Amazing people work in things we don't imagine, evil people plan things we don't want to imagine, and silver pleather is never gonna be in style.
However, that doesn't mean that we can't look at fiction for a peek at what could be. For example...what if every Capcom game set on the future happened in a single timeline? What would our sons and daughters have to look forward to on it?
I mean, after all, the characters of Capcom games often intermix and coexist. Street Fighter and Final Fight share a universe. Chun Li(or a Chun Li looking Robot) shows up in Megaman 9. Jin from Cyberbots shows up un Tech Romancer. If it's all true, then let's see if it all fits.
First, a little Background...
Street Fighter 2-3 (1980s and 90s)
Terrorist leader M.Bison unsuccessfully tries to use martial arts contests to rule the world(should I even say it? I mean, it IS his quote). Bicolor Messianic cult leader Gill also attempts the same.
Bush Sr is a charge character, too.
Final Fight (1980s and 90s)
Gang violence erupts in Metro City, prompting several skirmishes between a small group of vigilantes and the gang members.
Resident Evil- 1998
A viral outbreak in Racoon city leads to the nuclear annihilation of it. Sporadic outbreaks take place after that.
Onimusha 3-1592 and 2004
Time traveling demons invade France, pissing of Jean Reno real bad.
Resident Evil 5-2009
The mastermind behind the viral outbreaks in Racoon City is finally delivered the kind of justice only Lava and rocket launchers can make.
Dino Crisis-2009
Paramilitary forces storm Ibis island, where they enter in contact with dinosaurs. By "come in contact with", I mean, "mostly get eaten by".
Street Fighter 2010: The Final Fight-2010
Learned the gene splice from Cyclops.
Genetically engineered entity ravages several whole planets and mutates their populace until stopped by martial artist/scientist Ken Masters.
It goes without saying from here on up things did not come to pass.
Phoenix Wright- 2016
Two years after the increase in crime has lead to a complete subversion of how the justice system works and pretty much set human rights back decades, it's clear the system is here to stay.
Captain Commando-2026
The de-evolution of human rights and the increase in crime has finally lead to a baby in a robot suit punching people being not illegal in any way
.
Megaman: 200X-20XX(Between the year 2000 and the year 2099. It obviously did not happen while you was watching the second X-Men movie)
Seriously, somebody shoot Dr Willy.
Concern is raised when the advanced robotic technology that has become standard is being abused by criminals.
Battle Circuit- 20XX(Between the year 2010 and the year 2099. It obviously did not happen while you was watching the X-Men Prequel)
A group of mercenaries become engaged in unconventional warfare with an intergalactic gang for control of weapons of mass destruction. One of said mercenaries is a little girl in an ostrich that has an eyepatch.
Strider-2048
If you point out that this isn't that specific Grandmaster, I will murder you in your sleep.
Mysterious Posthuman dictator "the Grandmaster" takes over the earth, until assassinated by Strider Hiryu.
Cyberbots: Full Metal Madness- Near the end of the 21rst Century(Let's say from 2080-2099)
Pangalactic empire faces scandal involving using children as energy, which created huge negative feedback of the "giants mechs punching each other" variety.
Yeah, yeah, children into energy. I just want to know what your stance is on gay marriage.
Tech Romancer- ("The Far Future." Not so far that Jin Saotome from Cyberbots can't show up. Though who knows how long people of his time live?)
An alien invasion generates skirmishes among mech pilots.
Steel Battalion- Heavy Armor-2082
Computers have stopped existing, probably as backlash for the whole "children as energy" shit. Also, there was a sever drought in creative mech design. Probably on account of the Mech centric city stompings in Cyberbots and Tech Romancer.
Megaman X: 21XX(A Hundred years after Megaman Uno. I.E. From 2100 to 2199)
Self aware machines initiate revolt against humanity.
Seriously, Boomerant. That's what he oughta be called.
Star Gladiator: -2348
Pangalactic Empire of one Bad Darth Vader clone falls.
Plasma Sword: Nightmare of Bilstein -2349
Pangalactic Empire strikes back with Ghost Darth Vader clone in tow.
Dino Crisis 3-2548
Clearly Jurassic Park AND 2001: A Space Odyssey have been forgotten, because some jerk scientists have decided to put their Jurassic Park inside their Rogue A.I. space station.
Megaman Legends-80XX
The earth is now mostly flooded and whether the people left in it are traditional humans is anyone's guess. I warned you guys abut the space dinos!
Now, to sing us their latest hit "Rwooorwooo"...CAT FEVER!
What will come of the future? I used to think it would be as presented in fiction that was older than me: Flying cars, Flying backpacks and silver pleather tights. Then I thought it'd be a charred husk of desert where we survive until roaming gangs find us. I've since learned that the future is never what we expect. Amazing people work in things we don't imagine, evil people plan things we don't want to imagine, and silver pleather is never gonna be in style.
However, that doesn't mean that we can't look at fiction for a peek at what could be. For example...what if every Capcom game set on the future happened in a single timeline? What would our sons and daughters have to look forward to on it?
I mean, after all, the characters of Capcom games often intermix and coexist. Street Fighter and Final Fight share a universe. Chun Li(or a Chun Li looking Robot) shows up in Megaman 9. Jin from Cyberbots shows up un Tech Romancer. If it's all true, then let's see if it all fits.
First, a little Background...
Street Fighter 2-3 (1980s and 90s)
Terrorist leader M.Bison unsuccessfully tries to use martial arts contests to rule the world(should I even say it? I mean, it IS his quote). Bicolor Messianic cult leader Gill also attempts the same.
Bush Sr is a charge character, too.
Final Fight (1980s and 90s)
Gang violence erupts in Metro City, prompting several skirmishes between a small group of vigilantes and the gang members.
Resident Evil- 1998
A viral outbreak in Racoon city leads to the nuclear annihilation of it. Sporadic outbreaks take place after that.
Onimusha 3-1592 and 2004
Time traveling demons invade France, pissing of Jean Reno real bad.
Resident Evil 5-2009
The mastermind behind the viral outbreaks in Racoon City is finally delivered the kind of justice only Lava and rocket launchers can make.
Dino Crisis-2009
Paramilitary forces storm Ibis island, where they enter in contact with dinosaurs. By "come in contact with", I mean, "mostly get eaten by".
Street Fighter 2010: The Final Fight-2010
Learned the gene splice from Cyclops.
Genetically engineered entity ravages several whole planets and mutates their populace until stopped by martial artist/scientist Ken Masters.
It goes without saying from here on up things did not come to pass.
...For what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?And what concord hath Christ with Belial?
When you fight a devil, be a devil yourself or you can't win!
Oh, I'll always have a chance in hell, David.
What's the matter? You come to fight a madman, and instead find a god? Do you still refuse to accept my godhood? Keep your God! In fact, now may be a good time to pray to Him! For I beheld Satan as he came down from Heaven!
In Before someone accuses me of shoving my religion down their throat!
...For what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?And what concord hath Christ with Belial?
When you fight a devil, be a devil yourself or you can't win!
Oh, I'll always have a chance in hell, David.
What's the matter? You come to fight a madman, and instead find a god? Do you still refuse to accept my godhood? Keep your God! In fact, now may be a good time to pray to Him! For I beheld Satan as he came down from Heaven!
In Before someone accuses me of shoving my religion down their throat!
I don't want to post too much about my faith and stuff, because that's not what this Blog is, was mean to be, or I want it to be about. But...
...Some lady decided to say we are gonna get hit with a Tsunami. Wut?
For those of you who who are Spanish impaired, this nice lady is saying that she got a letter from someone in Venezuela, who seemingly got a vision from God, where he's saying we've done fucked up now with our Gays and our Baals, and he's sending us the wave, a Tsunami that will apparently reach in as afar as a couple of municipalities/and/or the whole island. And very few will survive.
I'm usually not the kind of guy who believes any prophecy...and I'm not about to start now. People talk for God all the time, because they know some people are too stupid to see their made up shit. Oh, yeah, this year it's the Tsunami. "God-through-prophets" has said for years we're gonna get an earthquake/Tsunami/Deadly Hurricane. But I think we should challenge and analyze prophecy for veracity. The Bible says that, and I'm a terrible Christian.
This? It's full of holes. Apparently God wants us to save our supplies of Food for the crisis. If the whole island is underwater because of a Tsunami, how is my crushed up remains supposed to get to my can of Lima beans? And how come it's us? We've got like a million churches, each more anti-gay than the last. Hell, some of our politicians are trying to make our constitution less gay-friendly. We get a Boys Don't Cry-like crime almost twice every year and the only outrage is from the Gay movement. Whattaya want, Lord? What's that?
Kill? You...Oh, CHIIILL.I thought you where ordering me to murder.
Still, it's worth the thought: What's the plan? Sure, there's no plan if it's as dramatic as what she says. I guess, pray a lot and stuff bla bla bla. Sure, it's good for surviving the stuff, maybe. Beyond the prophesy, stuff, though, if our island's whole coast was flooded, we'd be in deep shit. Most of the food and other products we consume are imported, and most of that comes in ships. A flood would probably block the arrival of such necessities as medicine, food, and hairgel(necessary for breeding over here). Within a short span of time life as we know it would be strained. And let me put it this way: We had wounded on a Toy giveaway line. It's safe to say a foodline in here would be catastrophic.
So I need to plan for that.
First, I'm learning as many survivalist skills as possible. I don't want to wait for food, and I probably suck at looting. It's not about having cans of corned beefanyway: I'm gonna have to learn to produce my own food, and I'm hoping it's more in a simple agriculture way than in a "bear grills" kind of way.
Second, I know where to head that the zombies won't find me: the cemetery: My granny has a house that a funeral company built around on. There's land to grow stuff, it isn't too populated, and it's nicely fenced/creepy, which should keep supersticious and cowardly criminals at bay until they run out of bullets. And it's not too far from a river. I don't like not having water. It parches and kills me.
Finally, I'm preparing a backpack with provisions for it. Rope, slingshot and the instructions to starting civilization anew.
See, I think you should see the good in everything, and while island spanning disaster and famine usually don't rank as good unless you are making a movie inspired by them, it's also an opportunity for quick social ascension. With our government in tatters and America very likely abandoning us(and how our already crippling debt and endangered credit would fare, I can't fully blame them.), the island would be ripe for rebirth. I will rechristen the new nation Val Verde.
Minister of Minister of Defense (my brother) Offense(my cousin) --------The others-----------
Hey, Megalomania is as good a hobby as any.
But it isn't all 80s action movies in Val Verde. I, being one of the few who remembered how to agriculture shit, will trade small amounts of food for prelooted furniture and virgins. Hey, I need to repopulate the island, you know? I'm like Abraham, now:Willing to get a little side action going as long as they'll remember it was for the greater goodish...
I'll take it! No, just the chick!
If this sounds really vacuous and nasty as a way to deal with a serious and sad scenario, think of it like this: If I survive something like the proposed, I'm not doing it so that those who didn't can tell me what to do from their watery raves. And 'sides, it's not any darker than proposing this is God's will for us if it isn't true. Wich is exactly what I fear this lady might be doing. Don't stick your words in God's tongue, kids!
I don't want to post too much about my faith and stuff, because that's not what this Blog is, was mean to be, or I want it to be about. But...
...Some lady decided to say we are gonna get hit with a Tsunami. Wut?
For those of you who who are Spanish impaired, this nice lady is saying that she got a letter from someone in Venezuela, who seemingly got a vision from God, where he's saying we've done fucked up now with our Gays and our Baals, and he's sending us the wave, a Tsunami that will apparently reach in as afar as a couple of municipalities/and/or the whole island. And very few will survive.
I'm usually not the kind of guy who believes any prophecy...and I'm not about to start now. People talk for God all the time, because they know some people are too stupid to see their made up shit. Oh, yeah, this year it's the Tsunami. "God-through-prophets" has said for years we're gonna get an earthquake/Tsunami/Deadly Hurricane. But I think we should challenge and analyze prophecy for veracity. The Bible says that, and I'm a terrible Christian.
This? It's full of holes. Apparently God wants us to save our supplies of Food for the crisis. If the whole island is underwater because of a Tsunami, how is my crushed up remains supposed to get to my can of Lima beans? And how come it's us? We've got like a million churches, each more anti-gay than the last. Hell, some of our politicians are trying to make our constitution less gay-friendly. We get a Boys Don't Cry-like crime almost twice every year and the only outrage is from the Gay movement. Whattaya want, Lord? What's that?
Kill? You...Oh, CHIIILL.I thought you where ordering me to murder.
Still, it's worth the thought: What's the plan? Sure, there's no plan if it's as dramatic as what she says. I guess, pray a lot and stuff bla bla bla. Sure, it's good for surviving the stuff, maybe. Beyond the prophesy, stuff, though, if our island's whole coast was flooded, we'd be in deep shit. Most of the food and other products we consume are imported, and most of that comes in ships. A flood would probably block the arrival of such necessities as medicine, food, and hairgel(necessary for breeding over here). Within a short span of time life as we know it would be strained. And let me put it this way: We had wounded on a Toy giveaway line. It's safe to say a foodline in here would be catastrophic.
So I need to plan for that.
First, I'm learning as many survivalist skills as possible. I don't want to wait for food, and I probably suck at looting. It's not about having cans of corned beefanyway: I'm gonna have to learn to produce my own food, and I'm hoping it's more in a simple agriculture way than in a "bear grills" kind of way.
Second, I know where to head that the zombies won't find me: the cemetery: My granny has a house that a funeral company built around on. There's land to grow stuff, it isn't too populated, and it's nicely fenced/creepy, which should keep supersticious and cowardly criminals at bay until they run out of bullets. And it's not too far from a river. I don't like not having water. It parches and kills me.
Finally, I'm preparing a backpack with provisions for it. Rope, slingshot and the instructions to starting civilization anew.
