Whose Side are You ON: Mighty Med at 2:50 AM

 Cap took a beating last time with a little help from The Greatest American Hero, but perhaps he can still fly away on a wing and a prayer! A MEDICAL wing!

Mighty Med

Breakdown
Because they didn't know that they'd bought the most popular superhero franchise in the world, Disney Greenlit a series about a super hero hospital featuring original spoof heroes all over.

Danger Assesment

While the individual staff members have a variety of powers, as "normos"(non-super powered humans) barely make any part of the staff, the ability to quickly and effectively treat the wounded superheroes would be a major asset for either side.

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Where would they stand.
The Hospital operates completely independently from the government and has a large non-disclosure policy. Obviously they would be expected to hand private medical information to the government and obviously they would say no. Sorry, Tony. Hopefully you can get Night Nurse to help you out.

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 team reg 37
team antireg 35

No way! Shellhead with the comeback! Perhaps Caps can learn from Mighty Med and get a couple of Normos to help...

Whose Side are You ON: Greatest American Hero at 2:38 AM

In our last episode, Sky High gave Team Tony a huge 10 point lead. But there's another teacher out there...
The Greatest American Hero

Breakdown
A teacher who is so nice that aliens give him a supersuit.   Countdown to a modern grimdark retelling where those aliens want to use him as a pawn in their evil alien scheme.

Danger Assesment
This guy has access to just about everything, but is not knowledgeable enough of his suit to get anything. He can do anything, but not on a reliable basis.

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Where would they stand.

He's already a teacher working for the FBI. He'll sign that damn thing right away and get back to teaching.

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Captain America's team is wounded. Medic!

WDYTTTS: CIVIL WAR at 5:41 PM

It's time to Celebrate and Pander, so this month What did Youtube Think This Says will be ALL MARVEL!

Ladies, meet Jack Sacrifice.

Whose Side are You ON: Sky High at 3:51 PM

In our last round, God blessed team antireg with a whole point of advantage in the form of Bibleman. But before we go on with this round I want to go over which heroes have taken which sides so far to get you all recapped on the situation.


Sky High

Breakdown
Sky High follows a young man attending a school for Superheroes, where students are rigidly divided between sidekicks (i.e. lame and useless powers or no powers) and heroes(useful powers)

Danger Assesment
It's an entire school full of super heroes, trained mostly in the art of using their powers in dangerous situation. Sure, some just transform into pink guinea pigs, but having access to an entire hero school, faculty and

training grounds is always a plus.

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Where would they stand.
 I think the Super Hero Highschool is more likely to fall on the side of the government. It's a school, alright. If it doesn't go along with whatever it could either lose it's funds or, if it was private, it's license to

operate.

Sure, SOME in the school might revolt against the idea, but I don't see Principal Wonder Woman  risking losing her cushy job for some silly ideals.

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Whoa, watch out there, Team Ironman. Looks like you've graduated to a huge, ten point advantage. But There's more to be taught, believe it or not!

Whose Side are You ON: Bibleman at 3:30 PM

 Last time, uncle Walt's homegrown Super Heroes put the kibosh on that advantage. Desperate, Steve turned to God for a way to break the tie. He has answered

Bibleman

The Expanded Universe just HAD to die.

Breakdown
A once succesfull man could not fill that hole in his life that all rich people can afford to feel, so  he found Jesus, and was born again.

But instead of doing the normal thing and just going to church every weekend, he actually  became a Bible based Superhero, with The Full Armor of GOD.

Danger Assesment

Have you ever heard the term "If God is on our side?" Well, if you can prove the guy isn't crazy or lying, I'd sugeest drafting him ASAP.

On the other hand, this guy is strictly antiviolence, so I don't know how much good he'll be against people trying to knock him down.

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Where would they stand.

As a former Christian, I do believe this guy would go with whatever his Pastor wishes and research no further.  Since there's nothing particularly Churchey involved, I think you're more likely to find this guy on the side of wholesome, white Christian Captain America than secular, sciencey Tony Stark. But then again he might say that he'd rather do battle with principalities in the sky and proceed to do that battle by listening to awful Christian Music.

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Any team would like to have more teammates on his side, even if it's ultimately just a guy who'll turn the other cheek the whole time. But now team reg wants to really school team antireg!

Whose Side are You ON: The Incredibles at 6:34 AM

 On our last match, El Chapulin Colorado made thing a bit better for Team Captain America. But Ironman decided to tap into some company  properties.

The Incredibles

Breakdown
A family of Superheroes, living in a vaguely retro setting where superhero activity has been illegalized, and Super Heroes live anonymous lives.

Danger Assesment

Mr Incredible alone can lift a 3 story high robot. His Wife and Daughter unabashedly have the powers of Invisible Woman and Mr Fantastic, and their son has Superspeed. The baby is at large a wildcard and there's no telling what he can or will do.

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Where they would stand?

You'd think that the family that constantly keeps to themselves and tries as hard as possible to keep their powers secret, but actually, The Incredibles live in a world where the superhero registration act PASSED. There

wasn't a big civil war or a big event. It passed, and IT WORKED.

So, with that in hindsight, I have to say The Incredibles would be on Tony's side. Sorry, Cap, I'm sure at least SOME of the actual Fantastic 4 would have  backed you up, if they weren't tied up at Fox. You might get Violet

if you play to her angsty teen side.

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 team antireg 24(One point on account of maybe Violet joining)

Corporate Synergy has managed to turn their defeat into a tie. I bet you Cap is praying for a victory now!

Whose Side are You ON: El Chapulin Colorado at 6:27 AM

 Last time, Hancock took Team Ironman out of the doldrums. Can this time be the one where Team Cap learns what defeat is like?


El Chapulin Colorado

Breakdown
A bumbling goofball of a Mexican Superhero played by the late, great Chespirito, the Chapulin seemingly appears whenever there is trouble, then proceeds to bumble his way through  slapstick until the day is saved, or

sometimes wrecked further.

Danger Assesment

The Chapulin might seem like a lightwight, but his powers are of some concern. He has shrinking pills, a novelty hammer, and danger sensing antennae.

Despite the practical aplication of said powers, his goofball nature is shown to ruin those he is helping as much as it helps them.


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Where would they stand.

Chapulin actually doesn't have much stake in the making of American Laws, being himself not American. However, he does tend to appear unaided into extra-Mexican situations on a whim and with not a lot of information, so I

can easilly picture a situation where Captain America's losing(because he loses. You know that, right?) and he's all "Y ahora QUIEN Podra ayudarme?" And Chapulin is all "YO!".

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Tony wasn't counting  on Chapulin's cleverness, and now the small gap between Team Tony and Team Caps is now larger.  Maybe Tony can cause an offset if he taps into Disney's other properties to pull a win here...